Wow

I haven't posted in a week because I literally have nothing to post about. That is how boring my life is. Stupid life. Be more exciting. Get famous already.
Wah.
The most worrying thing in my life is that I haven't yet found another job and I'm convinced my dad is going to kill me. He's probably not, but you never know. Everyone I see around me has these looks in their eyes, like they're ready to kill. I'm ready to retaliate though, no one can kill me, I'm unkillable. Ha ha ha, go me! Team Elise, for the win...

How's life, keyboard? Is it rocking? I'm sure it's not, I mean you get smashed by eight random pointy things everyday, how is that fun!? I don't think it would be fun at all.

People seem to link insanity with unemployment, but I'm not unemployed therefor I'm not insane! HAHA TAKE THAT!

Oh god, massive deje vu. WOW IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO TYPE THAT I HAD TO GOOGLE IT. #reckless.

So, anyone want me to perform at an event for them? I play guitar or piano and I'll play anything you tell me to or I'll organise my own playlist, but honestly, you want a live performer, you can have me.
Also, if you want someone to do your makeup for your deb or formal or something, I'm your man! Just send me a cheeky inbox on Facebook or text me if you have my number and I will LITERALLY POUNCE ON THAT JOB LIKE A LION ON A MOUSE.

Anyways, love ya, love me, love always, Sherlock.

I kid, it's me Elise!
SEE YAAAA
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